Private Ocean

It's a stormy world these days, and no one knows that better than you do. And that's exactly why we founded Private Ocean, an underwater network of luxury escape bunkers. As a prominent individual of the highest status, net worth, and/or social influence, you've been selected for a personal invitation to attend a tour of our sparkling new facility. We'll gently descend to the seabed, where you’ll delight in the bunker’s amenities and consider an exclusive offer to invest in timeshare access. Don't be caught off guard when the world burns. Dive safely into your Private Ocean with us. We look forward to welcoming you as our guest; please have your assistant RSVP at your convenience.
[Private Ocean is an immersive theatrical performance. Please arrive slightly early if you can, as to not miss the submersible's departure.]
Ian Hatcher
Ian is an interdisciplinary artist, writer, coder, actor, and musician with roots in Seattle and NYC. His parafictional performances and sound poetry readings have been presented at The Kitchen, Pioneer Works, Steppenwolf Theatre, Chicago Cultural Center, Palais de Tokyo, Künstlerhaus Stuttgart, and ISEA, as well as locally by Denver Digerati and, later this spring, in Performance Art Week at Emmanuel Gallery in Denver. He is a member of the collective Lucky Pierre, collaborates with Issac Endo as c:able, and plays synthesizer in the band SLZY MYLFS. A former Fulbright Scholar to Norway, he currently teaches in the graduate program at MassArt and is a PhD candidate in Intermedia Art, Writing, and Performance at CU Boulder, where his research focuses on synthetic/corporate rhetorical power.
More info: digitalobjects.net
Event Info
Friday, April 10, 2026
Doors 6:00 PM | Show 6:30 PM