I’m Kevin and beam into Boulder from my suburban Chicago basement. My wife is Ashley and daughters are Adelaide (4) and Charlotte (almost 2). Before this, I spent a year writing first drafts in the UCLA TFT's Screenwriting Program. But long before that, a rainy Champaign, Ill. night in 2004 to be exact, I watched American Psycho and quickly figured it was time to study finance and become Patrick Bateman. Or at least Timothy Bryce. Except it was sort of an abstraction, not a real me: only an entity, something illusory. So nearly a decade and a half later I’m here to redeem my foolish work.