There is something infuriating to me about being the size "medium." It isn't big and it isn't small. For me, medium is that really hard to find size at clothing stores because, guess what, everyone else wears a medium too.
Medium sucks. It's in the middle; average. It's getting a "C" on a test. It's invisible in its normality. It's playing it safe. It's not the "mild" salsa, or the "spicy"... just "medium."
It's the kind of steak that is kind of cooked but kind of not.
-- EL Parker