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A kindly, generous man with
a love of learning, John Gage Dennett III is a contemporary gentleman
and web sophisticate. Readers beware, however: as evidenced by
the above photo, Mr. Dennett is most comfortable supine, and
has appeared under false pretenses on talk shows featuring desperate
Alaskan men vying for the attentions of bored housewives. And
speaking of housewives, John's Swedish model former bride claims
she would have him listed at post offices across the country
as a dead-beat dad, if only they'd had children. John shrugs
off such accusations over coffee in dim university settings,
stating the ex was the baby, and he grew tired of the labor.
Instead, Mr. Dennett now gives his time, and himself, to computers
and self-actualization, in that order. |
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