Cinderella Anorexia
Cheri Gonzales
Who knew there was such a clause
in the rose-petal-falling-handsome-man agreement.
Bulimic Disney princesses not quite rated.
Jasmine fetched the genie back, asked for a new husband.
Seven little men made Snow request an emergency apple order.
Getting a bit too utensil crazy,
a fork jabbed in a once-scaled-red-head’s eye.
Fairies concocted date rape drugs to put Sleeping Beauty back where she started.
Beast and Belle got a little too kinky, turning Beast back to form.
That’s what really happened ever after.
