Dear Brunchers-

Yes, the new photos are finally up! However, I regret to inform everyone that there are no pictures available from the Wesley Willis show. Your absent-minded Milkman forgot to put film in the camera! Secondly, the rest of the "Burlesque as it Was" pictures were all under-exposed. Funny, considering their content. However, I have good news as well. That being, we developed TONS of Big Wheel Rally pictures. These are only part of the collection, and I promise to post the rest within a week. And boy are those other ones hot! On your mark, get set, gooooooo!

Sincerely,

Milkman Dan

Here we are at the Big Wheel Alley on the day of the races. The slogan, "You're Goin' Down," was suggested by Nick from the Local Shakedown. In his own words, "You see, you're going down, but you really ARE goin' down, too!" Right Nick.

This set of photos will feature one woman's struggle toward the Big Wheel Racing Title. And so, the preliminaries featured Erin "Mad Butt" Mullbury versus Nick "Smart Patrol". Madd Butt seemed completely unphased by the challenge.

And rightly so. Reaching speeds nearing 600 mph, Madd Butt jets across the finish line for the win. Her scarf streams behind her like a hot flame! "Smart Patrol" never got out of the gate.

The semifinals wouldn't prove so easy, obviously. Yes, sporting 24K gold from head to foot, and the special guest on the Hangover Brunch that week, Captain Obvious was ready to rock! Here we see some pre-race interviewing/smack talking.

Which brings us to the start line. Madd Butt sports the mad dog. Moments later, the starting horn explodes!

And the body parts flew! Straight through the trash bag barriers, and into the retaining wall! Shafer from "The War Room" (1190's sports show) manages to stay at the play-by-play desk to keep the listeners informed, "Obvious wins by a fraction!" You can also see an additional casulty-The Silver Ghost from the band Mr.Pacman!

Competitors no more, Madd Butt and Obvious embrace after this historical event.

Come back to the site next week for more. See the downfall of Dragman Dan, touted as "the worst crossover name ever", and the winner of this action-packed showdown........