From W. H. Auden, Under Which Lyre: A Reactionary Tract for the Times

Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases,
Thou shalt not write thy doctor's thesis
	On education.
Thou shalt not worship projects nor
Shalt thou or thine bow down before
	Administration.

Thou shalt not answer questionnaires
Or quizzes upon world affairs,
	Nor with compliance
Take any test.  Thou shalt not sit
With statisticians nor commit
	A social science.

Thou shalt not be on friendly terms
With guys in advertising firms,
	Nor speak with such
As read the Bible for prose,
Nor, above all, make love to those
	Who wash too much.

Thou shall not live within thy means
Nor on plain water and raw greens.
	If thou must choose
Between the chances, choose the odd;
Read the New Yorker, trust in God,
	And take short views.

the complete poem can be found here: http://www.magick.net/mlworden/atyp/auden.htm