Sam Gill: Our fearless faculty advisor, our General Custer and the sweetest plum in any potential lawsuits. Sam, an academic savage desiring a return to pre-literacy, is interested in dance (BalineseKecak, Javanese Budaya, and New Orleans Lap). Winner of the coveted Russell Means "Native Americans are O.K." Award, Sam regrets that he cannot be an anatomically and pigmentally correct feminist "other." He is the author of Mother Earth which won him the Sensitive New Age Guy Citation and the recently published Storytracking, or How to Piss `Em Off Again.